Not Today, Zurg...

Hi! I am Beck Landry, I am a writer, musician, YouTuber, and much more. I love photography and all different types of things. Wit is Power, use it wisely...
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elliott-poop:

dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom

This makes me happy

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

Awkward and full of regret. Now I kiss you more passionately than I ever have before

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

Awkward and full of regret. Now I kiss you more passionately than I ever have before

ho-ho-my-lad:

brobecks:

i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory

circletines:

there are no rAIN DROPS ON ROSES AND GIRLS IN WHITE DRESSES ITS SLEEPING WITH ROACHES AND TAKING BEST GUESSES SHADES ON THE SHEETS AND BEFORE ALL THE STAINS AND A FEW MORE OF YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THINGS

(Source: stephenhawqueen)

zodiaccity:

Yes….I’m an Aries, the best sign of all.

zodiaccity:

Yes….I’m an Aries, the best sign of all.

fallenforbands:

hoffmango:

cause-shes-bittersweet:

smindersonfan:

secretmindreader:

Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.

Spreading the word.

My mom and I were talking about this today after hearing about a woman who was molested on a plane who said nothing until she was picked up at the airport by her parents. My mom looked at me and asked what I would do in that situation and I looked her dead in the eye and I told her “it would take me .02 seconds to realize what was going on and yell angrily, and then I would be straight on to bitch slapping him so hard he wouldn’t be able to see the punch I’d throw with the opposite hand”.

She nodded and accepted my salty language like a seasoned sailor.

I’ve had experience with this before, in Prague a group of five girls and I were followed by three men at night. After a while they started yelling at us, the most common being “how much?” Meaning how much we “cost” as prostitutes. Seeing as they weren’t going to stop, I turned on my heel, faced them (which surprised them), spat at their feet and responded with “You couldn’t afford me.” This prompted the other girls to start yelling back at them as well, starting with our spitfire Czech friend to start slinging curses in Czech as she and the rest of the girls came up beside me. Needless to say the men backed off and pretty much fled. They weren’t expecting a fight. It empowered me and encouraged the rest of the girls to yell back too.

I’ve heard that a lot of people don’t know what to do in this situation because they’ve been taught all their lives to be polite and non-aggressive. Keep your heads down or whatever.

Keep in mind that studies have shown that rapists look for victims who won’t fight back.

Remember that nobody has the right to touch you without your consent or harass you, and you have all the right to make the biggest fuss about it that you can possibly make.

Get angry. Be in command.

FUCKING RELEVANT

If someone is doing something that makes you uncomfortable like this, you do not need to be nice. Swear, kick, scream, make the asshole cry. You don’t have to nice, be as rude as you want

(Source: nothingbutobsessions.tumblr.com\)

i’m gay pass it on

(Source: naniithran)

sempiturnon:

i think we all know who won this round

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive)

If I start kissing you, I’ll never know how to stop.

(via sm-unknown)

I don’t even know how to find someone to have a crush on.

(Source: dylthug)

Jensen must bribe the director to make Dean taller…

obsessedwith-castiel-dean-sam:

This is a screen shot of Dean’s police database file in The Benders

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lol says he is 6’4

So then there is the mug shot in Folsom Prison Blues

imageIt looks like he is 6’3….image

It could be his hair but then you look at Sam’s…image

and his is almost 6’6

(Just incase you were curious— Jared is 6’4” and Jensen is 6’1”)

I just think it is funny because…

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Misha and Richard are kinda obsessed with Jared’s height too image

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neilnevins:

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

well they should anyway

'Coming out'

Daughter:
Dad, I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I am a lesbian. It is very difficult for me to tell you something like this, so I hope you understand and don't get mad. *makes cute face*
Dad:
It's okay honey. I love you.
Second daughter:
I'm a lesbian too.
Dad:
Jesus Christ! None of my kids likes boys?
Son:
I do.

dynastylnoire:

lightspeedsound:

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

omfg 

"dick is abundant and low value"

"dick is abundant and low value"

"dick is abundant and low value"

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