Not Today, Zurg...

Hi! I am Beck Landry, I am a writer, musician, YouTuber, and much more. I love photography and all different types of things. Wit is Power, use it wisely...
I answer ANYTHING ;)

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

edgebug:

freshest-tittymilk:

glowinthedarkgirlfriend:

The Little Mermaid TV Series: Gabriella

Remember when Disney had a cute, disabled, poc mermaid?

When i was younger, one of my best friends was a deaf guyanese girl, and her fave princess was Ariel, mainly bc she related to her living without a voice (and her love of swimming)

When this episode aired, she cried and squawked and made sounds that were almost understandable… She saw herself as a mermaid, on tv, with her favourite character of all time

Representation matters, always, no matter what

okay it’s hella cool and they actually animated real ASL they didn’t just bullshit it oh mAN THIS IS LEGIT SIGN LANGUAGE AND IT’S ACTUALLY AWESOME A+++++++

(Source: cornelia89)

officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER 

hot-space-lady said: "The baby didn't make it."

the-11-doctor:

 


      It’s as if there’s two,
  tight  hands  wrapped right
  around  The  Doctor’s neck.
  He  expected  this,  but  not
  as    soon   as   it    actually
  happened.   His hands are
  tracing  patterns   of  linear
  over  the crib he had ready.

                                                                    He   built   it.     Initially,
                                                                    it   was  meant  for  the
                                                                                    baby.
                                                                   Now it would lay empty.
            

     He  wasn’t  going  to take
     it    down;   or move it out.
     Instead,    vacant    as   it
     was,   come   to   it  every
     night.       At    least,   that
     was            his           plan.
 


                                               He would not forget.

                                         Not a word came from him.
                                         Just…
                                                                            silence.
                                                   Caused by the
                                          sudden emptiness in his
                                                          hearts.

                                          “Why did I get my hopes
                                           up —  anyway?    There
                                           was  only a ten percent
                                                   chance, that..”
                                 
                                               That it would have
                                                        made it.

bi-polar-oid:

respect..

(Source: seawolph)

profoundboner:

bpdlevi:

"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"

i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life

"it’s all in your head"

I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness

(Source: ghostielevi)

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

youngestweasley:

“Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.” (X)

(Source: youngestweasley)

kiss-mythirdeye:

I want an attic like dis

(Source: lilu-hs)

orlandosays:

"It’s a show about love, sex, careers and a time in life when everything is possible. It’s about searching for commitment and security - and a fear of commitment and security. And, most of all, it’s a show about friendship.”

sarcasticstud

(Source: mondler-addict)

mydrunkkitchen:

tyleroakley:

planet-troyler:

is michelle obama real

yes

IM TURNIN UP

(Source: sandandglass)

30 Days of Doctor Who | Day 25: A character that you want to know more about
Captain Jack Harkness

(Source: precumming)

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